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Why can't a man living in Ireland be buried in Wales? ANSWER
Is it legal for a man in Southern Ireland to marry his widow's sister? Why? ANSWER
A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? ANSWER
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? ANSWER
How far can a dog run into the woods? ANSWER
One big football fan claimed to be able to say the score before any match. How did he do it? ANSWER
You can start fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light? ANSWER
What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand? ANSWER